You guys you guys you guys!!!
I feel like the fog is lifting... I´m understanding people!
Sort of ha!
They don´t sound like babbling monkeys to me anymore.
I can pick out all the words they´re saying
They´re so many words I have no idea what freak means yet haha.
But get this Last week Hermana Nomellini and I were getting interviewed by our Zone leader and while she was getting interviewed (for like 40 minutes) I had an ENTIRE convo in español with Elder Passos. He´s from Brazil and doesn´t know a word in English. I never felt so proud of myself.
My spanish is still kaka (I found out that kaka literally means poop by the way) but...
I am getting there!
Also... Another thing that has been on my mind is this:
PIZZA.
Nadie (no one) makes pizza like
AMERICA
Now eat some pizza for me!
Also.
So you know how we say like "wow" in english? Well all Latinos say "fuuuu" and everytime I think they´re going to drop the f bomb but they don´t
I just felt like it was worth mentioning
So there´s that
Real life Roberto!
So big news! I have an actual real lyyyyfe investigator named Roberto!
He is our favorite person ever!
We found him by knocking on doors (who would have thought that actually works) in the rain after our cita with someone else fell through and he immediately peeked his head out the door, cracked some joke that I didn´t understand but laughed hysterically anyways, and we´ve been friends ever since.
He is seriously the happiest man on earth. Imagine a jolly grandpa that wears old Italian hats and just laughs like santa and talks FOREVER and should be in a Spanish Hallmark movie.
That´s Roberto.
Honestly though he is the hardest person to teach because he freaking talks soooooooo much. Hermana Nomellini tries so hard to have him focus on profets and then he starts talking about his tortuga (turtle) outside.
I have never seen anyone change subjects so quickly and easily.
I could learn from him.
Also Hermana Nomellini and I can´t decide if he is half drunk when we´re with him...
Don´t worry it´s fine!
Vamos a cantar!
So every cita we had with Roberto he would all of a sudden stop midsentence point at me and tells me to "sing!"
Uhhhhh sorry buddy.
My parents spent all their talent money for dance.
For some reason people here think I´m good singer because I can´t talk???
I think its because I´m blond.
They think I´m Shakira probably.
But Hermana Nomellini had this brillant idea to take our himnarios (hymn books) and sing a few songs to Roberto and this little Elderly couple we had citas with that day.
The look on Roberto´s face was priceless when we told him "vamos a cantar" (we´re going to sing) Like a little kid at Christmas.
And then Hermana Nomellini told him that he had to sing to us first ha!
And then he acted all embarrassed and bashful and was all like "No no I couldn´t"
AND THEN
He started singing.
Like he was in a Latino Opera.
No chiste (joke)
I can now say that on my mission, my companion and I got serenaded by our investigator.
He was actually really good. He was so into it. Watch an opera and see how animated how they are when they sing.
That was Roberto haha.
We sang "Soy un hijo de Dios" (I am a child of God) and it was super cool.
Roberto was mad that we didn´t harmonize
So after our cita with Roberto we went to la familia Toledo.
This cute little Elderly couple that I LOVE.
We sang like 4 songs to them haha.
The prob was...
I´ve been getting over getting sick so sometimes my throat gets sticky.
Like Hermana Nomellini asked me to say the opening prayer, I opened my mouth to start, breathed in wrong and started coughing.
For like 20 seconds while these people had their arms reverntly folded and heads bowed waiting to pray.
Way to invite the Spirit Hermana Davidson!
Hermana Nomellini tried so hard not to laugh.
haha
anyways
My throat was sticky and I had a frog in my throat the ENTIRE time we sang.
In between verses I would wheeze and clear my throat.
IT WAS BAD you guys!
And then they absolutely loved my voice for some reason.
"Ella canta muy fuerte!"
(She sings very strong!)
And then the cute little husband asked me to sing a solo...
I pretended that I didn´t understand him
Which I probably didn´t have to pretend at all haha
UN MILAGRO!
This week I feel like I saw an actual miracle!!!
So Hermana Nomellini and her companion before me (Hermana Thomas) had this investigator named Claudia.
She this this cute little middle aged lady. She is single Mom and works 2 jobs.
Ella es la mejor! Such a great lady!
But since I´ve been here (has it alread been FIVE weeks???) we could not find her. We would make citas with her but then she had work, or something came up with us, she wasn´t home, or Roberto talked for too long idk.
But everytime we walked over to her house I always had a feeling we wouldn´t have a cita with her.
We both felt like we were losing her which was sad, because she was progressing so much.
But then...
The other day we had cita with her and I just KNEW we were going to teach her that day.
Hermana Thomas didn´t have a chance to say goodbye to Claudia and so she wrote a note for her.
Hermana Nomellini always forgot to bring it with us but this time was the only time she thought to bring it.
We come to Claudia´s house and we knock on the door and one of her daughter´s answers the door like usual and tells us she´s at work.
And then Claudia pulled in at that moment.
So we walk in and sit at the table.
Now all of this Hermana Nomellini told me after because I have hard time understanding and there was the cutest puppy walking around so of course I was spending more time oogling at the dog than listening to the convo haha
But Claudia walked in and said "I can´t do this anymore. I stopped studying the book of Mormon. I don´t have time to go to church. I have work. I have my girls to take care of. It´s just gotten so hard. I´m done."
Hermana Nomellini was speechless and close to tears.
But then she remembered that she had the note from Hermana Thomas
So Hermana Nomellini said nothing but "Well Hermana Thomas wrote this to you before you left"
Claudia spent the longest time reading the note and then she looked at Hermana Nomellini and I, told us that she hated us, grabbed her book of Mormon and sat down and asked us to keep teaching her.
It was the coolest experience.
It was so amazing how just one little note changed her completely. And she was so ready to learn. We talked about the word of wisdom and she has problems with smoking and she wants to quit.
We told her that we could take a box of cigarettes and fill them with rolled up scriptures to help her.
She was so down.
It´s soo cool to me how the Spirit works in small and simple ways.
That little note saved everything!
So everything here is good. We have to go through a process in order for Cirilo to be baptized. He is very frustrated right now and the whole situation got messy.
I hope you all will keep him in your prayers! He needs them!
I hope all of you are well and enjoying summer.
Go boating.
Go to the beach.
Go camping.
Eat pizza.
And donuts (I tried the closest thing they have to donuts here... just NOT the same)
Meanwhile I´ll keep running around Argentina talking about Jesus and eating Alfajores...
I love being a missionary!
Y tambien, I know I promised pictures buuut...
I forgot my freaking camera!
My bad.
Quotes of the Week
"Every day is a Sunday when you´re a missionary." - Hermana Nomellini
"HECK SI!" - me
(guy at a candy store in Punta Magotas when we were with the other sisters in their area)
guy to me and Hermana Nomellini: "Where are you from?"
Us: "the states"
guy: "what are you doing here?"
Us: "We are missionaries of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. You know the chapel with the big white steeple down the street? That´s us. We invite you to church this Sunday at 9:30."
guy: "Are you two going to be there?"
Us: "No we go to a different church. But those two sisters will be there."
guy: "Well then I´m not going"
haha
"What the heck? While you guys are getting hit on we get asked if we´re nuns!" - Hermana Jensen
Everyone to me: "You are very white. You are probably the whitest person I´ve ever seen."
Thanks I know.
(out contacting and we find this guy)
guy: "You´re not from here are you? Where are you from?
Hmna Nomellini: "The states."
Guy: "fuuuuu. what are you doing all the way over here?"
hmna Nomellini: "To share a message with you that God loves you"
Guy:...............
Guy: "You came all the way from the States just to tell me that?"
hmna: "well no, there´s more to it than that."
guy: "oh"
Elder Passos: "Hermana you are very tall. You´re even taller than me."
Me: "Yeah I´m pretty tall here. In the states I was about average, sometimes shorter."
Elder Passos: "Nooo way"
Me: "Yeah. And I have brothers that are taller than Elder Schiess"
Elder Passos: "NO WAY. They must be really good at American Football too!"
... Hear that bros? Better live up to the stereotype and sign up for football this fall ha!
Les Quiero Mucho!